whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”
Can’t make a good soup, can’t do a handstand in a pool, can’t spell the word lieutenant. There’s a lot of can’ts in my life right now.
i might actually like reading if i was next to this window
I’d be too distracted to read