telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

childservices:

*reads bad horoscope* *throws rock at stars* fuck u fake bitch

mistercoventry:

"Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)"

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

sexualashton:

this is the most heart breaking thing

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

Drop It.

x

allisondoes1d:

Niall is one of those guys that falls asleep holding one of your boobs.

lalalapetitemort:

if you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my feminist ideologies