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tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

hemmoctopus:

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idealizable:

Lead me to Longs Peak by David Kingham on Flickr.

Can’t make a good soup, can’t do a handstand in a pool, can’t spell the word lieutenant. There’s a lot of can’ts in my life right now.

gard-en:

lemonwaters:

i might actually like reading if i was next to this window

I’d be too distracted to read

officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself